...is that Bonnie Frickin Tyler will sing A TOTAL ECLIPSE OF THE HEART during it.

So we're actually super grateful not be on that boat, because it's very possible we'd simply stop living as a result. 

The only thing that could possibly make that whole experience better would be if Tyler would throw in just the one Lonely Island reference. 

But now that'd be asking too much, since the stars have literally aligned for this epic once in a forever moment to take place. 

If you thought you'd be coming to Promogogo for actual useful and actionable information on the solar eclipse and other national phenomena, lulz and also, please allow us to introduce you to NASA.

kudos to Spotify for this cool data viz